EXPRESSO ROCKS!!!!! By Vibreo

OK, so I just downed a cup o' Joe with some expresso in the mix. So I feel as if I were a chihuahua on CRACK!!!!!! However, I refuse to let this stop my blog. I don't plan on writing everyday but shit... why not today?? Ok lets start shall we.
I don't know what talk about so lets start with colors and from those color we will pick the color blue. I say FUCK BLUE!!! thats right its unnecessary. We already have green and yellow, I say blue is not needed, not only not needed but its a tag along, a third wheel, an unwanted guest, a blight on the color cycle, its the kind of color that makes other colors look bad. Not only does it look bad it sounds bad also. WHY?? well lets start with the b in blue its a buh sound ... like the word bad, next is the bl which sound like blow well blue blows blatently (alliteration rocks!!!!). Then you finish the pronunciation with blu the e isn't even necessary its a damned extra it just takes up space, makes us breath more air to pronounce a four letter word that only uses 3 in pronunciation. You know why it does that?? Cause blue is mean. Another thing I don't like about blue are all the damned options one has these days not like brown, or red those are easy people don't say "Yes I took a shit yesterday and it came out between a hazelnut and almond color" they say " I took a big brown shit yesterday and it happend to have red blood in it." At which point one might say well its good it didn't come out orange, just orange mind you not orange peel, or tangerine, or shit dark yellow just good old orange. With blue though its a constant battle to define its blueness. You have blue, light blue, dark blue, midnight sky blue, periwinkle (sidenote: Remember Bullwinkle from Rocky and Bullwinkle show?? He SUCKS!!!!: end side note), sky blue, steel blue, teal, aqua, aqua marine (which I say is just green, if you look at it its about as blue as a blueberry which is really purple), sea blue, ocean blue, river blue, lake blue and the list goes on and on. If one was so inclined he could write a book with just different names for the color blue and hopefully no one would buy it and one would die the slow painful death of tertiary syphilis with herpes, chlamydia, gonnorhea, Rickets, and cholera that one deserves for writing such a book. So in conclusion blue sucks, all the other colors are ok but blue sucks unless its just regular blue then its ok.
EXPRESSO ROCKS!!!!!!!!!