Nuts. By Vibreo

Lets face it I am very proud of my testicles, I once went through the trouble of naming them. Fred (the one thats most to the left) he's kinda shy, I often notice that only that side of my scrotum in kinda contracted sort of like he's afraid of the world. I remember once I was talking to him and he told me that he's from Kansas, I think I may have accidentaly adopted him since I was only born with 3 testis but I can't imagine where one would adopt testicles. The rest of the nuts, John, Karl and Jodie, are alot more open than Fred. I think Fred may have been sexually abused, cause no matter how much Jodie hits on him (she's kind of a slut) he never takes her advances. Jodie as you can imagine is mid left, she was the last one to develop. In fact there was a period of time when we thought she wasn't gonna make it but after a strong dose of steroides she was able to mature enough and she pulled through. She was a sickly testi always getting sick, constantly infected, but she's the life of the scrote. She tells all the jokes and she sings like an angel. Next to her is Karl, Karl was always a strange testicle. When he was younger I remember I caught him stealing sperm from Jodie while she slept, when I asked him why he did it he said that he was taking them to meet my liver (Erik), Erik of course denied ever having met Karl. To this day I still catch Karl with sperm that aren't his, the weird part is Fred, Jodie and John all have their sperm so I don't know where he gets it from. Finally there's John the Alpha nut. John was thinking about going into porn for his amazing sperm producing abilities. This one time John went to school with a mason Jar for his volume test. Needless to say he's the cool kid in their class. Of course that means he doesn't do his homework or study, he's your typical Jock. But he makes people happy and he keeps order so its ok. He's a good nut but sometimes I think he's a bit arrogant.