"Greetings!!!" (yelled of the back of a wildebeast)
A simple guide to starting a conversation. by Vibreo

Salutations and good day. Good morning, good afternoon, good evening and good night. Hey, hey there, *grunt*, *grunt* *nod*, *nod*. Yo, sup!, peace, *peace sign*, *hi 5*, dude, DUDE!. Hey hey (< accent on this one) hey! Howdy, howdy do and heidy ho. Hi diddle doodley, ho diddley daddley, he doddley diddley. Greetings ( yelled from a plane, from the next lane, at a feast, cutting the roast beast and on the back of a wildebeast). Hello, hi. Now it gets more complicated.
How are you? How you doin? How've you been? How's it goin? How's it going? How's everything? How's life? How's your wife? How's your leg? How's it hangin? How bout them Yankees? How's your sister/brother/cousin? How are you parents? How's that cold doin? How'd you do that? How's school? How's work? How's your boy/girlfriend? How's that festering sore on you penis doing? Wanna fuck? You got a cigarrette? Or if they beat you to it.
Not much. Eh. So so. Ok. Great. Horrible. Like a fat girl on a cupcake. Tired. Horny. Angry. Tired, horny and angry or just horny and angry. Pissed off, pissed on. Effervescent, as if my being was made of thousands of tiny bubbles, like a fly on shit, like a fat person swimming in a vat of ice cream (cold but happy). Bad. Good. Or in emergency situations FUCK YOU!!!